- Whoever the dad is, he's not around.
- So you're all alone in the world apart from the living organism growing inside you?
- Looks that way.
- We should probably go for a drink.
- Swap some funny stories.
- See if we have similar tastes and interests.
- Overcome some emotional hurdles. And have a few huge rows. "What did you do, you stupid prick?!"
- "I'm sorry, baby, I didn't know we were exclusive - and she had massive tits. It'll never happen again."
- We make up, and before you know what I've trapped you in a serious relationship.
- That would be the conventional way to do it.
- There's just one problem... I can't drink.
- So I guess we should skip all that other stuff and get straight down to the shagging.
- So you're all alone in the world apart from the living organism growing inside you?
- Looks that way.
- We should probably go for a drink.
- Swap some funny stories.
- See if we have similar tastes and interests.
- Overcome some emotional hurdles. And have a few huge rows. "What did you do, you stupid prick?!"
- "I'm sorry, baby, I didn't know we were exclusive - and she had massive tits. It'll never happen again."
- We make up, and before you know what I've trapped you in a serious relationship.
- That would be the conventional way to do it.
- There's just one problem... I can't drink.
- So I guess we should skip all that other stuff and get straight down to the shagging.
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